The Week I Encourage All Women to Adopt Trump Brain

Hello dear subscribers. It was a week. Let’s relive it together, shall we?

Sunday, Nov 3:

I ran the NY Marathon. I came 6th in the women’s division, which is impressive considering I didn’t train and hate running and wasn’t registered.

Monday, Nov 4:

I spoke to my mom this morning. She was really worried about the election, and I couldn’t understand it. Af…